Sunday, March 27, 2011

My own bearded lady

The only explanation for
that can of man's shaving cream sitting so
on your shower ledge is
that you are a bearded lady.
That's why you are always
first up
naked in the dark
growing your hair out
and so proud of that flannel.

Or you are fucking someone else.


Anonymous said...

No, I am fucking the same person as always and men's shaving cream is perfect for shaving my legs when I am in the shower because it thicker and it sticks better.

Your poetry is supposed to be tagged to my former identity. Do we need to have a "discussion" young man? ;)


Anonymous said...

^^It is true. It is thicker and sticks better.

Also, waxing is painful and degrading (in a bad way) so maybe... well, you know.

Anonymous said...

Thank you. You're a sweetheart.