Thursday, June 26, 2008

VONS - 1 Booth - 0

A taped up 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon was purchased the other day. Last night while watching a scary movie in the dark I was drinking said beer and eating Oreo cookies. The second beer tasted strange. I thought it was the cookies. It was the beer. It was actually club soda. I was pulling the "beers" out of the box in the box and putting them in my koozie without looking. VONS, you got me!

2 comments:

Frowning Bill said...

Those fuckers! At least now if we murder them we can get the bloodstains out of our clothes.

Anonymous said...

Bastards.