Sunday, March 26, 2006

mess with the beard, you get the fuzz

At some point in my adolescense I remember hearing that girls who are anorexic and don't have enough body fat to keep themselves warm develop a bunch of those "baby hairs" to help them from dying. So I thought to myself, "I bet if I was anorexic I would have a better beard!" I'm hoping my logic isn't flawed on this one, I'm only eating one meal a day, a very tiny meal at that, starting tomorrow. GO BEARD!


billpinkel said...

I'm trying not to eat dairy products because I think I might be lactose intolerant. ie I eat cheese I get diarrhea, so we'll see maybe i'll grow some hair too.