Monday, August 06, 2007

seven things i "dig" about whit

so, about this "digging" thing. to be completely honest, I am not a big fan. When someone says they "dig" something I think they are just trying to relate to me to convince me to not do drugs. But for the sake of the MeMe, I will continue to refer to it has the seven things I dig about Whit.

  1. He invites me to dinner/cocktail parties. As you could probably guess, I am not much of a dinner/cocktail party guy, I tape bottles of malt liquor to my hands for shit sakes. But Whit still invites me over, and to show my appreciation I wait until the third round of drinks to suggest shots. And I keep my pants on.
  2. He is ALWAYS listening to music. When I lived there and when I didn't if he was awake there was music playing. All sorts of styles, all sorts of awesome.
  3. He yells. He yells at co-workers. He yells at patrons. He yells at the Steelers.
  4. The story of the popsicle-corndog. Ask him to tell you about it. It is a gem.
  5. He is the type of dad I would want to be if I ever became a father.
  6. He never lets an opportunity to make a joke pass. Especially if it is about girls from the local high school.
  7. He is a great friend. He has already help me when I was in one self-imposed jam, and I know when I get into another, self-imposed or not, he will be there to help, or laugh at me, or buy me a beer. It all works for me.
I tag people with these things, and they don't do them. But then again it took me forever to get around to this. So I'm giving this one to ImPerceptible, she'll do a kick ass job.


Anonymous said...

Thank you for doing the MeMe.

This was great. I especially liked numbers 2, 5 and 7 about Mr. Honey.

And number 3 was sort of like porn for me.

ImPerceptible said...

Thank you for the tag. I will do my best to properly dig Whit.

Whit said...

Hey, thanks. You said nice stuff. I was expecting 7 things about my flip flops.

In the words of Randy Newman on every Pixar soundtrack available, you've got a friend in me.

BTW, I yelled FOR the Steelers last night, not AT.